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IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD A IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD A CONDOM CONDOM THEN YOU CAN'T AFFORD KIDS THEN YOU CAN'T AFFORD KIDS
If you can't afford a condom
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IF YOU HAVE SEX WHILE IF YOU HAVE SEX WHILE LISTENING TO MUSIC, CHOOSE LISTENING TO MUSIC, CHOOSE A LIVE ALBUM A LIVE ALBUM SO YOU GET APPLAUSE EVERY SO YOU GET APPLAUSE EVERY 3-4 MINUTES 3-4 MINUTES
Nothin' like a little bit of good advice...
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IF YOU ARE ANGRY AND IF YOU ARE ANGRY AND FRUSTRATED ABOUT FRUSTRATED ABOUT SOMETHING SOMETHING CLEAN, YOU'LL BE SURPRISED AT YOUR LIFTED CLEAN, YOU'LL BE SURPRISED AT YOUR LIFTED MOOD AND WILL HAVE ACCOMPLISHED MOOD AND WILL HAVE ACCOMPLISHED SOMETHING SOMETHING
This actually works for me...
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NEVER ASK SOMEONE IF NEVER ASK SOMEONE IF THEY'RE TELLING THE TRUTH THEY'RE TELLING THE TRUTH AN HONEST PERSON WILL BE OFFENDED BY AN HONEST PERSON WILL BE OFFENDED BY YOUR LACK OF TRUST, AND A DISHONEST YOUR LACK OF TRUST, AND A DISHONEST PERSON WILL LIE TO YOU. PERSON WILL LIE TO YOU.
Is someone lying to you?...
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IF THEY CHEAT WITH IF THEY CHEAT WITH YOU YOU THEY'LL CHEAT ON YOU THEY'LL CHEAT ON YOU
IF they cheat with you
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IF YOU'RE MAKING AN IF YOU'RE MAKING AN EMBARASSING PURCHASE EMBARASSING PURCHASE BUY A BIRTHDAY CARD AT THE SAME TIME BUY A BIRTHDAY CARD AT THE SAME TIME AND YOU CAN LAUGH IT OFF AS A GAG GIFT AND YOU CAN LAUGH IT OFF AS A GAG GIFT
If you're making an embarassing purchase
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IF YOU LOAN SOMEONE 50 IF YOU LOAN SOMEONE 50 BUCKS AND NEVER HEAR FROM BUCKS AND NEVER HEAR FROM THEM AGAIN THEM AGAIN IT WAS WORTH 50 BUCKS IT WAS WORTH 50 BUCKS
If you loan someone 50 bucks and never hear from them again
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GO TO CLASS GO TO CLASS
When you get to university or college, don't make the same mistake I did.[Fixed]...
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PICK RANDOM DAYS ON PICK RANDOM DAYS ON THE CALENDER THE CALENDER AND TREAT THEM LIKE THEY ARE AND TREAT THEM LIKE THEY ARE VALENTINE'S DAY VALENTINE'S DAY
For any guys in relationships that seem to have lost that
+13
IF YOU WANT SOMEONE TO IF YOU WANT SOMEONE TO DO QUALITY WORK FOR YOU DO QUALITY WORK FOR YOU YOU NEED TO FUCKING PAY THEM YOU NEED TO FUCKING PAY THEM
As a small business owner, this has kept me successful for 12 years....
+8
LADIES, IF YOU WANT TO LET LADIES, IF YOU WANT TO LET HIM KNOW YOU'RE IN THE HIM KNOW YOU'RE IN THE MOOD MOOD JUST TOUCH IT. JUST TOUCH IT.
Sex advice you'll never see in Cosmo....
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IF YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS TOO IF YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS TOO HEAVY FOR YOU TO PICK UP HEAVY FOR YOU TO PICK UP DON'T TELL HER DON'T TELL HER
Lesson learned the hard way....
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