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WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT YOUR RECENT BUTT SNIFFING YOUR RECENT BUTT SNIFFING BEHAVIOUR BEHAVIOUR I'VE NOTICED IT'S BEEN LACKING. IS I'VE NOTICED IT'S BEEN LACKING. IS EVERYTHING ALRIGHT AT HOME? EVERYTHING ALRIGHT AT HOME?
we need to talk about your recent butt sniffing behaviour
+8
I'VE NEVER WORKED WITH I'VE NEVER WORKED WITH THAT CAT IN ACCOUNTING THAT CAT IN ACCOUNTING BUT HE USUALLY HAS GOOD CANDY BUT HE USUALLY HAS GOOD CANDY IN THAT SANDBOX UNDER HIS DESK IN THAT SANDBOX UNDER HIS DESK
I've never worked with that cat in accounting
+17
YOU GET TO THROW THE YOU GET TO THROW THE BALL I GET TO RUN AND BALL I GET TO RUN AND BRING IT BACK TO YOU BRING IT BACK TO YOU IT’S A WIN-WIN IT’S A WIN-WIN SITUATION SITUATION
You get to throw the ball I get to run and bring it back to you
+15
WE'RE NOT LEAVING THIS WE'RE NOT LEAVING THIS CONFERENCE ROOM UNTIL WE CONFERENCE ROOM UNTIL WE COME TO A CONSENSUS COME TO A CONSENSUS WHO'S A GOOD BOY? IS IT WHO'S A GOOD BOY? IS IT ME? IS IT ME? ME? IS IT ME?
we're not leaving this conference room until we come to a consensus
+15
DON'T TAKE THAT TONE DON'T TAKE THAT TONE WITH ME JOHNSON WITH ME JOHNSON I EAT PIECES OF SHIT LIKE YOU I EAT PIECES OF SHIT LIKE YOU FOR BREAKFAST FOR BREAKFAST
Don't take that tone with me Johnson
+1
WHICH ONE OF YOU WHICH ONE OF YOU MORONS MORONS BOUGHT US A COLOR BOUGHT US A COLOR PRINTER? PRINTER?
Which one of you morons
+4
I ONLY HAVE ONE INTERVIEW I ONLY HAVE ONE INTERVIEW QUESTION FOR YOU. QUESTION FOR YOU. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN STARTLED HAVE YOU EVER BEEN STARTLED BY YOUR OWN FARTS? BY YOUR OWN FARTS?
I only have one interview question for you.
+17
ANOTHER ROUND OF ANOTHER ROUND OF LAYOFFS THIS WEEK LAYOFFS THIS WEEK IT'S GONNA BE RUFF IT'S GONNA BE RUFF
another round of layoffs this week
0
JOHNSON, OUR CLIENTS IN JOHNSON, OUR CLIENTS IN BOSTON SAID YOU URINATED BOSTON SAID YOU URINATED IN THEIR OFFICE YESTERDAY. IN THEIR OFFICE YESTERDAY. NEW ENGLAND IS MY NEW ENGLAND IS MY SALES TERRITORY SALES TERRITORY
Johnson, our clients in boston said you urinated in their office yesterday.
+7
THERE'S ONE THING THAT CAN THERE'S ONE THING THAT CAN FIX EVERYTHING, AND THAT'S FIX EVERYTHING, AND THAT'S SQUIRREL SQUIRREL
There's one thing that can fix everything, and that's
+16
JOHNSON, PUT JOHNSON, PUT EVERYTHING ON HOLD EVERYTHING ON HOLD I'VE GOT TO LICK MY I'VE GOT TO LICK MY BALLS BALLS
JOHNSON, PUT EVERYTHING ON HOLD
+4
DROPPING THE BALL DROPPING THE BALL IS NOT IN MY VOCABULARY IS NOT IN MY VOCABULARY
Dropping the ball
+15
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