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HEY SEXY HEY SEXY HOW ABOUT WE TAKE THIS PARTY HOW ABOUT WE TAKE THIS PARTY BACK TO MY CRIB BACK TO MY CRIB
Hey Sexy
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THIS ONE TIME, I GOT THIS ONE TIME, I GOT CIRCUMCISED... CIRCUMCISED... I COULDN'T WALK FOR TWO YEARS! I COULDN'T WALK FOR TWO YEARS!
True story......
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AND THEN I SAYS TO AND THEN I SAYS TO HER, I SAYS, HER, I SAYS, NO, I GOT NOSE. NO, I GOT NOSE. YOUR YOUR
Drunk Baby: Nobody's Fool...
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AND I SHIT YOU NOT, AND I SHIT YOU NOT, THIS FUCKING JUST THIS FUCKING JUST COMES OUT OF NOWHERE... COMES OUT OF NOWHERE... EAGLE EAGLE
More Drunken Bullshit from The Baby...
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SO I WAS SUCKING ON SO I WAS SUCKING ON HER TITS HER TITS THEN THE HUSBAND WALKS THEN THE HUSBAND WALKS IN AND I JUST SHIT MYSELF. IN AND I JUST SHIT MYSELF.
Drunk Baby has the best stories....
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NOT ONLY DID I SUCK ON HER NOT ONLY DID I SUCK ON HER TITS IN FRONT OF HER TITS IN FRONT OF HER HUSBAND HUSBAND SHE LITERALLY WIPED MY SHE LITERALLY WIPED MY ASS AFTER ASS AFTER
Drunk Baby...
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SO I'M WALKING HOME SO I'M WALKING HOME PISS DRUNK PISS DRUNK AND I THINK TO MYSELF "WHEN DID I AND I THINK TO MYSELF "WHEN DID I LEARN TO WALK?" LEARN TO WALK?"
Drunk baby on the way home...
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I'M JUST, I'M JUST SAYIN I'M JUST, I'M JUST SAYIN THAT BITCH, DORA. I'D EXPLORE IT. THAT BITCH, DORA. I'D EXPLORE IT.
drunk baby confessions....
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OKAY, BUT JUST ONE OKAY, BUT JUST ONE MORE BEER MORE BEER I HAVE TO BE UP AT 3 A.M. TOMORROW I HAVE TO BE UP AT 3 A.M. TOMORROW TO WAKE MY PARENTS UP TO WAKE MY PARENTS UP
Drunk baby knows his limits...
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SO I WAS STAGGERING SO I WAS STAGGERING HOME AND IT HIT ME HOME AND IT HIT ME WHEN DID I LEARN TO WALK? WHEN DID I LEARN TO WALK?
Drunk Baby staggers home...
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SO THEN I SAID "NO, SO THEN I SAID "NO, THIS LITTLE PIGGYS GOING TO THE THIS LITTLE PIGGYS GOING TO THE BAR BAR
Drunk Baby - where the pigs going...
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THEY TOLD ME CHILDBIRTH IS ONE OF THEY TOLD ME CHILDBIRTH IS ONE OF THE MOST PAINFUL THINGS SOMEONE THE MOST PAINFUL THINGS SOMEONE CAN EXPERIENCE IN THEIR LIFE CAN EXPERIENCE IN THEIR LIFE I DIDNT FEEL NOTHIN' I DIDNT FEEL NOTHIN'
Drunk Baby Talks About His Birth...
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