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BRUSHED UP AGAINST BRUSHED UP AGAINST AT CONCERT AT CONCERT IMMEDIATELY CHECK IMMEDIATELY CHECK POCKET FOR WALLET POCKET FOR WALLET
Brushed up against at concert
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ACCEPT FRIEND ACCEPT FRIEND REQUEST REQUEST SPEND 10 MINUTES LOOKING SPEND 10 MINUTES LOOKING AT MY OWN PICTURES AT MY OWN PICTURES
accept friend request
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EXPERIENCE STRANGE EXPERIENCE STRANGE NEW PAIN IN BODY NEW PAIN IN BODY THATS IT, GAME OVER THATS IT, GAME OVER
experience strange new pain in body
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NOT SURE WHICH CUP NOT SURE WHICH CUP IS MINE IS MINE GET NEW CUP FOR THE GET NEW CUP FOR THE 4TH TIME 4TH TIME
Not sure which cup is mine
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INTRODUCED TWO OF MY INTRODUCED TWO OF MY FRIENDS TO EACH OTHER FRIENDS TO EACH OTHER NOW WORRIED THEY'LL BE BETTER NOW WORRIED THEY'LL BE BETTER FRIENDS WITH EACH OTHER THAN FRIENDS WITH EACH OTHER THAN WITH ME WITH ME
Didn't realize how insecure I was until this happened....
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DESTROYED EXPIRED DESTROYED EXPIRED CREDIT CARD CREDIT CARD BREAK IT DOWN IN SEVERAL PIECES AND BREAK IT DOWN IN SEVERAL PIECES AND THROW THEM IN DIFFERENT TRASH CANS THROW THEM IN DIFFERENT TRASH CANS SO NO ONE CAN PUT IT BACK TOGETHER SO NO ONE CAN PUT IT BACK TOGETHER
Destroying an expired credit card......
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FRIEND SAYS HE WILL FRIEND SAYS HE WILL PICK ME UP AT 9:00 PICK ME UP AT 9:00 IT'S 9:08. HE ISN'T IT'S 9:08. HE ISN'T COMING. COMING.
How I feel 99% of the time....
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FANTASIZING ABOUT GUY FANTASIZING ABOUT GUY FRIEND I'M SITTING NEXT TO FRIEND I'M SITTING NEXT TO IN LECTURE IN LECTURE BETTER STOP, JUST IN BETTER STOP, JUST IN CASE HE CAN READ MINDS CASE HE CAN READ MINDS
I mean, it might be possible? No? Good....
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PURPOSELY TOUCHES BACK PURPOSELY TOUCHES BACK POCKET WITH HAND WHEN POCKET WITH HAND WHEN WALKING WALKING TO MAKE SURE WALLET TO MAKE SURE WALLET IS STILL THERE IS STILL THERE
Anyone else...
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MADE KRAFT MACARONI AND MADE KRAFT MACARONI AND CHEESE COUNTLESS TIMES CHEESE COUNTLESS TIMES CANT THROW THE INSTRUCTIOINS CANT THROW THE INSTRUCTIOINS AWAY UNTIL FINISHED AWAY UNTIL FINISHED
After 3 years of college you'd think I'd be okay...
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PUTS PHONE IN POCKET PUTS PHONE IN POCKET INSTANTLY FEELS POCKET TO INSTANTLY FEELS POCKET TO MAKE SURE I HAVE MY PHONE MAKE SURE I HAVE MY PHONE
Am i the only one who does this?...
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POST SOMETHING ON POST SOMETHING ON REDDIT REDDIT CONSTANTLY REFRESH PAGE TO CONSTANTLY REFRESH PAGE TO MAKE SURE POST IS DOING OK MAKE SURE POST IS DOING OK
If you're reading this, I'm probably doing it right now...
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