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DAAAAAAD! I saw a dead DAAAAAAD! I saw a dead man in our basement! man in our basement! Are you sure? Are you sure? Yes! Yes! Wrong Wrong answer. answer.
DAAAAAAD! I saw a dead man in our basement!
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Daddy! I miss mommy! Daddy! I miss mommy! So, go and see her. So, go and see her. But she's dead. But she's dead. There's a There's a shovel in shovel in the shed. the shed.
Daddy! I miss mommy!
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Dad! I just fell over and Dad! I just fell over and now I have a booboo! now I have a booboo! Come with me, we're Come with me, we're going to the doctor going to the doctor W.. why? W.. why? TO EXAMINE TO EXAMINE YOUR YOUR VAGINA VAGINA
Dad! I just fell over and now I have a booboo!
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Dad, I knocked over Dad, I knocked over and broke your... and broke your... Son I don't care, I just Son I don't care, I just don't... don't... ...your bottle of ...your bottle of scotch. scotch. Start Start running now running now son, NOW! son, NOW!
Dad, I knocked over and broke your...
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I just ate a bunch of I just ate a bunch of pills! pills! where did you get where did you get them? them? from your closet.. from your closet.. Woah!Good Woah!Good luck with luck with that kid. that kid.
I just ate a bunch of pills!
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Dad! Mom's out Dad! Mom's out clubbing again! clubbing again! Doesn't bother me.. Doesn't bother me.. She took the corvette She took the corvette That bitch That bitch
Dad! Mom's out clubbing again!
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Dad, I wanna go on Dad, I wanna go on adventures adventures I was an adventurer I was an adventurer once... once... Then you took an Then you took an arrow... arrow... THEN THE THEN THE CONDOM CONDOM BROKE BROKE
Dad, I wanna go on adventures
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Dad! I cut myself while Dad! I cut myself while shaving! shaving! I'm sure your face is I'm sure your face is fine. fine. This wasn't on my This wasn't on my face. face. DOES THIS DOES THIS MEAN I FINALLY MEAN I FINALLY GET TO SEE GET TO SEE YOUR PENIS? YOUR PENIS?
Dad! I cut myself while shaving!
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Dad! I can't sleep! Tell Dad! I can't sleep! Tell me a story! me a story! What kind of story What kind of story do you want to hear? do you want to hear? Fantasy fiction! Fantasy fiction! Bring Bring me a bible. me a bible.
Dad! I can't sleep! Tell me a story!
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Dad! I got an erection in Dad! I got an erection in class today and everyone class today and everyone laughed at me laughed at me How did it feel? How did it feel? Awkward Awkward I was talking I was talking about your about your dick dick
Dad! I got an erection in class today and everyone laughed at me
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I was walking home from I was walking home from school and birds crapped on school and birds crapped on me! me! I didn't see any birds I didn't see any birds up there. up there. ..? ..? I enjoy I enjoy playboy at playboy at high high altitudes. altitudes.
I was walking home from school and birds crapped on me!
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Dad, I just lost my first Dad, I just lost my first tooth! tooth! How'd it feel? How'd it feel? Hurts but not too bad... Hurts but not too bad... That's That's what she what she said. said.
Dad, I just lost my first tooth!
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