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GOT MY HAIR WASHED GOT MY HAIR WASHED BY CUTE STYLIST BY CUTE STYLIST SHE PUT HER BOOBS ON SHE PUT HER BOOBS ON MY FACE. TWICE MY FACE. TWICE
Got a haircut today......
+10
JOINED REDDIT JOINED REDDIT QUIT DRUGS, QUIT SMOKING, LOST WEIGHT, QUIT DRUGS, QUIT SMOKING, LOST WEIGHT, BETTER PARTNER TO MY SO, BETTER PARENT, BETTER PARTNER TO MY SO, BETTER PARENT, STARTED WRITING MY BOOK. STARTED WRITING MY BOOK.
It's all happened within the past month and a half....
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BEEN WITH THE SAME GIRL BEEN WITH THE SAME GIRL SINCE SEVENTH GRADE SINCE SEVENTH GRADE MARRIED FOR 8 YEARS AND MARRIED FOR 8 YEARS AND STILL LOVE EACH OTHER. STILL LOVE EACH OTHER.
Things just keep getting better....
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22 HOUR MANHUNT. LAW 22 HOUR MANHUNT. LAW ENFORCEMENT SLEEP ENFORCEMENT SLEEP DEPRIVED DEPRIVED DIDN'T SHOOT ANY DIDN'T SHOOT ANY INNOCENT CIVILIANS INNOCENT CIVILIANS
How Boston Area Law Enforcement is Feeling Now...
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HAD SEXUAL DYSFUNCTION HAD SEXUAL DYSFUNCTION FOR ENTIRE ADULT LIFE. FOR ENTIRE ADULT LIFE. MADE MYSELF COME TODAY MADE MYSELF COME TODAY FOR THE FIRST TIME. FOR THE FIRST TIME.
I'm sorry if it's too much information, but I had to tell someone! I'm ready for the next step!...
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COULDN'T REMEMBER THE COULDN'T REMEMBER THE PASSWORD TO AN OLD EMAIL PASSWORD TO AN OLD EMAIL HAD SECURITY QUESTIONS I HAD SECURITY QUESTIONS I COULD ACTUALLY ANSWER COULD ACTUALLY ANSWER
Felt Amazing...
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DECIDE TO STRIKE UP DECIDE TO STRIKE UP CONVERSATION WITH OLD MAN CONVERSATION WITH OLD MAN SITTING ALL BY HIMSELF AT THE BAR SITTING ALL BY HIMSELF AT THE BAR AT THE END OF THE NIGHT, "BY THE WAY AT THE END OF THE NIGHT, "BY THE WAY I'M THE OWNER , ALL YOUR DRINKS I'M THE OWNER , ALL YOUR DRINKS TONIGHT ARE ON THE HOUSE" TONIGHT ARE ON THE HOUSE"
The wife and I went to try out a new pub last night and this happened......
+4
HALFWAY TO WEIGHT HALFWAY TO WEIGHT LOSS GOAL LOSS GOAL BOOBS STICK OUT BOOBS STICK OUT FURTHER THAN STOMACH FURTHER THAN STOMACH
Exercising when a realization struck...
+14
FINALLY LOST VIRGINITY FINALLY LOST VIRGINITY TO SOMEONE I ACTUALLY LOVE TO SOMEONE I ACTUALLY LOVE
I feel like now a days, this is a tough achievement to be had....
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BEEN WITH THE SAME BEEN WITH THE SAME WOMAN FOR 16 YEARS WOMAN FOR 16 YEARS SHE'S GAINED SOME WEIGHT, AND SO HAVE I. SHE'S GAINED SOME WEIGHT, AND SO HAVE I. WE'VE GONE THROUGH UPS AND DOWNS, BUT WE'VE GONE THROUGH UPS AND DOWNS, BUT WE HAVE THREE GREAT KIDS, OUR HEALTH, WE HAVE THREE GREAT KIDS, OUR HEALTH, AND ONE ANOTHER. AND ONE ANOTHER.
Been with the same woman for 16 years
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SIGNED UP FOR AN SIGNED UP FOR AN ENGINEERING COURSE ENGINEERING COURSE THE PROFESSOR SPEAKS THE PROFESSOR SPEAKS FLUENT ENGLISH FLUENT ENGLISH
Engineers will understand...
+11
MADE IT THROUGH MADE IT THROUGH WORK TODAY WORK TODAY WITH MORE THAN 20% WITH MORE THAN 20% BATTERY LIFE BATTERY LIFE
How I know I had a semi-productive day at work......
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