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Why did the money Why did the money cross the road? cross the road? Because the Because the government needs government needs income tax to get income tax to get salary and a cycle of salary and a cycle of money and taxes money and taxes
Why did the money
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I KEEP MY BITCH IN LINE I KEEP MY BITCH IN LINE THROUGH PERSISTENT HOUSE THROUGH PERSISTENT HOUSE TRAINING AND POSITIVE TRAINING AND POSITIVE REINFORCEMENT. REINFORCEMENT.
I keep my bitch in line
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I'M A GANGSTER I'M A GANGSTER MOVIE AFICIONADO, ESPECIALLY MOVIE AFICIONADO, ESPECIALLY THE FILMS OF MARTIN SCORSESE THE FILMS OF MARTIN SCORSESE AND SAMUEL FULLER AND SAMUEL FULLER
I'm a gangster
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MY WIFE IS PREGNANT MY WIFE IS PREGNANT SO I LEFT HER SO I LEFT HER SOME STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM IN SOME STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM IN THE FREEZER BECAUSE IT'S HER THE FREEZER BECAUSE IT'S HER FAVORITE FAVORITE
My wife is pregnant so i left her
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I JACKED THAT LADY'S I JACKED THAT LADY'S CAR CAR UP SO I COULD CHANGE UP SO I COULD CHANGE THE FLAT TIRE THE FLAT TIRE
I jacked that lady's car
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I DRIVE DRUNK I DRIVE DRUNK FRIENDS HOME FROM THE BAR SO FRIENDS HOME FROM THE BAR SO THEY DON'T HAVE TO PAY FOR A THEY DON'T HAVE TO PAY FOR A CAB CAB
I drive drunk
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I LEFT MY PREGNANT I LEFT MY PREGNANT WIFE WIFE A DOZEN ROSES ON THE KITCHEN TABLE A DOZEN ROSES ON THE KITCHEN TABLE THIS MORNING JUST TO SHOW HER THIS MORNING JUST TO SHOW HER THAT I LOVE HER AND SUPPORT HER. THAT I LOVE HER AND SUPPORT HER.
I left my pregnant wife
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FUCK THE POLICE FUCK THE POLICE I PREFER STING'S I PREFER STING'S SOLO ALBUMS SOLO ALBUMS
Fuck the police
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I TAUGHT MY SON HOW I TAUGHT MY SON HOW TO ROLL HIS FIRST JOINT TO ROLL HIS FIRST JOINT VENTURE'S PROFITS OVER INTO A VENTURE'S PROFITS OVER INTO A TAX-DEFERRED IRA TO AVOID TAX-DEFERRED IRA TO AVOID EXCESSIVE CAPITAL GAINS TAXES EXCESSIVE CAPITAL GAINS TAXES
Why boys need a father...
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DAMN GIRL BACK THAT DAMN GIRL BACK THAT UP UP OR YOU WILL LOSE ALL OR YOU WILL LOSE ALL YOUR FILES YOUR FILES
Damn Girl Back that UP
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MY WIFE AND I GOT INTO AN MY WIFE AND I GOT INTO AN ARGUMENT, SO I SHOT HER ARGUMENT, SO I SHOT HER A TEXT FROM WORK APOLOGIZING A TEXT FROM WORK APOLOGIZING FOR RAISING MY VOICE. FOR RAISING MY VOICE.
My wife and I got into an argument, so I shot her
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I'M A BLOOD I'M A BLOOD DONOR DONOR
I'm a blood
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